Cry Me a River: Bachelorette Recap!

The Bachelorette was on last night bringing to the comfort of our own homes the full on teenage drama and clicks.

“You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, J.V. jocks, Asian nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity jocks…”

It was like watching the guy version of Mean Girls.

Loves it!

Who knew guys could bicker this much?

If you’re not a fan of the show, it’s all good–honestly, you’re not missing out on much. Except, you are! There’s something about reality TV that makes everything right in the world.

Moving on…

Here is a recap on the drama that went down last night. Very intense. Tears, cake, eliminations, facials, blank stares..

Chad leaves

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But before doing so, he comes back to the house one last time to threaten the boys and possibly eat some meat (??)

The guys throw cake on Alex’s face for kicking Chad out

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What a hero. What.a.waste.of.cake.

*Gang leaves to go to Uruguay*

Some guy you probably never seen before on the show, writes her a poem

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Honestly, who are you? (Still wondering what his name is)

Jojo cries so much there are no tears running down her face

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Attempts to cry. Sniffs a lot. Let me hold a tissue so it seems more believable.

Guys will be guys

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No comment.

Robby the Guido tells Jojo he loves her

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Jojo: Aw, thank you!

Jim Halpert (Derek) feels super insecure 

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Don’t be insecure. Own that ponytail, work that up-do!

Daniel is sent back to Canada

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To continue to be Canadian.

ALSO: Evan is FINALLY out!

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Makes us wonder how he got in the show in the first place.


What will I do with my life until net episode? Who will become the next Chad? So many questions, such a long week until tearless episode.


Author: Caroline Franco

Marketing & PR

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