Get your pinot ready, it’s time for a quick recap. Here’s what you’ve missed:
Carole and new-girl Tinsley, calling her T for short, talks about re-inventing themselves. Well, Carole suggested for T to to re-invent herself in the city. Suggesting she’d cut her hair, and I’m pretty sure if she cut all her hair off, she’d look like a British man.
Sonja and Frenchie are still together. He says bunch of things like talkie-walkie and that was pretty much all that was understood. Although Frenchie is living with her, Sonja goes on a date with Rocco.
Carole, becoming more and more a cat lady.
T is still looking for a an apartment, 4 bedrooms and claims she has a bit of family money that lets her afford it. Okay girl, I still have my lifeguarding money too but that ain’t no reason to make it rain.
My fave, Ramona, aka the cool mom, is super cool, chill, and not to mention HIP with tight dress, throws a housewarming party. Of course Bethenny didn’t go, but the The only title I’d trade Countess for, is Wife did show up with Tom.
Ramona’s friend, the one that made out with Tom that night at the hotel’s bar, was there too. GASP! And when asked about Tom she pretty much was like: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative. And LuAnn was all like:
What a night. Disappointing not much happened with Dorinda. Drunk Dorinda is the best Dorinda.
I wish tonight was more thrilling. But you can’t win ’em all.