Every step you take, every move you make, I’ll be watching you.
Are you still going through your ex’s ‘Gram trying to figure out where he is without accidentally liking one of his pictures? Hoping to find a new post with geotag so you know EXACTLY where to go and bump into him?
But when life looks like easy street, there is danger at your door. So you keep on digging after an hour or so you find his current location, thanks to the girl who liked his picture 3 years ago and is out with a friend who tagged him in a post!
I mean, anyone could’ve known that.
Thanks to Snapchat Maps, you’ll be spending less time on your stalk-quest and more time getting ready to finally bump into that person you’ve been eager to see but too stubborn to text first.
Snap Maps will give you the information you need to know your friends location. All of your friends location will be scattered on the map, showing where they are, as well as, random snaps from strangers–but you’re not there to see that.
So you open the app and come across the maps page and there he is, having brunch in a cute little spot around TriBeCa, the perfect spot for a romantic walk.
So you start digging through your closet to find your hot new Aquazzura pumps to hit the streets, humming Hello by Lionel Richie happy to be making the “encounter” happen. As you stop humming, you think to yourself, ‘is this creepy?’
If he is sharing location M U S T be because he wants to be found! AMIRIGHT?
Cause I wonder where you are, and I wonder what you do. Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you?
Okay Lionel, that’s creepy.
Snapchat brings out the inner creep in all of us, don’t be ashamed if you’re one of them, because we are A L L watching.
Like Big Brother.
Too real. I’ll stop.
If you start seeing that person show up in the same places as you do, you’ve got a problem. And the only way to solve it, without calling the cops because if it happens more than 3 times, it is 3 x as creepy as the first, you can:
A- put your Snapchat under “Ghost” mode because that’s just the world we’re living in right now
B- block that person
C- delete Snapchat as a whole
Or my fav: All of the above.
Social media can be fun, but seriously Mr. Snapchat, chill out. Stop with the creepy upgrade features. This is a huge heads-up for parents, whose kids are out there snapping their sneakers away with the location mode on. Make sure to have them turn it off! #CarolinesAdvice #CarolineKnowsBest #HideYoKids #HideYourWife #AndHideYourHusband
Knowing me, I will most likely forget to turn on ghost mode and everyone will start seeing that rather than being ‘out at dinner with parents’, I’m actually home watching Beat Shazam while eating HaloTop.
I always feel like, somebody’s watching me.